Today, ladies and gentlemen, giant rabbits and assorted others, I present to you, The genre of jokes that is, the Chuck Norris-Minecraft joke. Chuck Norris jokes are a widely known internet meme, and minecraft is a widely known game(and minecraft jokes are incredibly geeky...) so the combination of the two must be widely known, right? ah, well not yet...
Following is an assortment of Jokes That I've made, If you don't know much about minecraft, then you'll probably wouldn't get most of them, but you can still laugh for no reason. Enjoy.
Chuck Norris can kill you in minecraft, when you're in creative mode.
Diamonds are made from Chuck Norris's beard trimmings
Steve fears creepers, creepers fear Chuck Norris(yeah, creepers are smarted then they look)
Chuck Norris's minecraft username is, Herobrine
Chuck Norris hugs creepers
Chuck Norris plays catch with skeletons
Chuck Norris builds in the void
Notch tried to make a tree, the result, the alpha tree. Chuck Norris built a tree, the result, the jungle biome.
you craft with diamonds, Chuck Norris crafts diamonds(from his beard trimmings)
Chuck Norris stared down an enderman.
Chuck Norris stared a wood block into Charcoal.
You punch wood, Chuck Norris punches diamonds.
Chuck Norris Breaks bedrock with his fist.
Chuck Norris build a house, it's known as Minecraft, his backyard, the Nether.
You can play Minecraft in seven settings, peaceful, easy, normal, hard, insane, beyond insanity, and Chuck Norris.
That's all for now, although I really don't think Chuck Norris is all that great, if he was, he'd come and smash my face into the keyboard rightjkno4hjmfe%hicfx6 tmbhe bngtfv5rm HVCI98*jmuhjm,;l S DCB6HYI DXgc