Once again I find that I've not posted anything in a ent's age. so here goes with a little story.
Soooo, last week at our bible-study, we were talking about the fruits of the spirit, and one of the three 5-year old kids started belting off the fruits at a rapid pace. Dad stopped him(the triplet, did I mention their triplets?) and told him to let others have a try, after a while, we let him go again, and he started to take a BIG breath, ready to belt off a couple more, and then he let it go, and said, "self control."
I love this kid.
Also, this post is only 4 sentences long, yeah I like commas...
Thursday, May 24, 2012
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Sunday, February 26, 2012
Minecraft...AND Chuck Norris!
Today, ladies and gentlemen, giant rabbits and assorted others, I present to you, The genre of jokes that is, the Chuck Norris-Minecraft joke. Chuck Norris jokes are a widely known internet meme, and minecraft is a widely known game(and minecraft jokes are incredibly geeky...) so the combination of the two must be widely known, right? ah, well not yet...
Following is an assortment of Jokes That I've made, If you don't know much about minecraft, then you'll probably wouldn't get most of them, but you can still laugh for no reason. Enjoy.
Chuck Norris can kill you in minecraft, when you're in creative mode.
Diamonds are made from Chuck Norris's beard trimmings
Steve fears creepers, creepers fear Chuck Norris(yeah, creepers are smarted then they look)
Chuck Norris's minecraft username is, Herobrine
Chuck Norris hugs creepers
Chuck Norris plays catch with skeletons
Chuck Norris builds in the void
Notch tried to make a tree, the result, the alpha tree. Chuck Norris built a tree, the result, the jungle biome.
you craft with diamonds, Chuck Norris crafts diamonds(from his beard trimmings)
Chuck Norris stared down an enderman.
Chuck Norris stared a wood block into Charcoal.
You punch wood, Chuck Norris punches diamonds.
Chuck Norris Breaks bedrock with his fist.
Chuck Norris build a house, it's known as Minecraft, his backyard, the Nether.
You can play Minecraft in seven settings, peaceful, easy, normal, hard, insane, beyond insanity, and Chuck Norris.
That's all for now, although I really don't think Chuck Norris is all that great, if he was, he'd come and smash my face into the keyboard rightjkno4hjmfe%hicfx6 tmbhe bngtfv5rm HVCI98*jmuhjm,;l S DCB6HYI DXgc
Following is an assortment of Jokes That I've made, If you don't know much about minecraft, then you'll probably wouldn't get most of them, but you can still laugh for no reason. Enjoy.
Chuck Norris can kill you in minecraft, when you're in creative mode.
Diamonds are made from Chuck Norris's beard trimmings
Steve fears creepers, creepers fear Chuck Norris(yeah, creepers are smarted then they look)
Chuck Norris's minecraft username is, Herobrine
Chuck Norris hugs creepers
Chuck Norris plays catch with skeletons
Chuck Norris builds in the void
Notch tried to make a tree, the result, the alpha tree. Chuck Norris built a tree, the result, the jungle biome.
you craft with diamonds, Chuck Norris crafts diamonds(from his beard trimmings)
Chuck Norris stared down an enderman.
Chuck Norris stared a wood block into Charcoal.
You punch wood, Chuck Norris punches diamonds.
Chuck Norris Breaks bedrock with his fist.
Chuck Norris build a house, it's known as Minecraft, his backyard, the Nether.
You can play Minecraft in seven settings, peaceful, easy, normal, hard, insane, beyond insanity, and Chuck Norris.
That's all for now, although I really don't think Chuck Norris is all that great, if he was, he'd come and smash my face into the keyboard rightjkno4hjmfe%hicfx6 tmbhe bngtfv5rm HVCI98*jmuhjm,;l S DCB6HYI DXgc
Thursday, February 9, 2012
Sunday, February 5, 2012
Monday, January 2, 2012
Francisco? nope, Chuck Testa!
yes, you have to turn your head sideways to read it, and you probably wouldn't get the joke, if you haven't read, Le Morte D' Arthur.
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